Today’s the day you’re going to give up the idea that horizontal stripes make you look fat. They don’t. Guys dig them.

If anyone tells you differently, wear a low slung belt loaded with ammo and carry a gun in your purse.

Happy Hot Pants Friday, swingers!

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Why wasn’t Int’l House of Hot Pants invited to this party?

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