
I am sorry that I used to call you Molly Ringworm in the ’80s. You look amazing and I love your Modernist jewelry. This is my favorite look of the whole night.

Lookin’ good, Sig!

She got the memo that last night’s color was supposed to be “blush.” She did it right. Anna Kendrick’s dress is pretty, youthful, femmy and very flattering.

She didn’t get the memo that other color of choice was Nacreous (It was like being at a seafood buffet with all those oyster colored pearly gowns.) I am glad that Maggie wore this Dries Van Noten dress in an abstract watercolor print. Kinda awesome.

I like this hem/ shoe combo. The dress bodice is meh, but I give her props because she’s someone to watch.
Now for the bads.

“I can’t wait! When I present at the Oscars, I’m wearing a can-can dress mixed with a toilet bowl brush with a glittery handle on it. We’re gonna dip dye it all purple, too!”

From far away, we thought those were hand prints on her boobs. Or cinnamon buns.

Vera–when they said your dress was modeled after une serviette, I’m assuming you thought that meant something other than napkin. Your dress looks like it was folded in a fan and stuffed right into the water glass.

“Come celebrate with me. Next year, I’m turning really, really, really old.” (Does this woman look like she’s 45? It’s amazing how the venerable house of Chanel can age the shit of someone. Even Botox can’t help this thing.)

This what happens when you go to the Asian Market, buy some shrimp crackers and then ask them to make you a dress that looks like shrimp crackers.
Well, what’d you think of the clothes last night? Do tell!
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