I bet you thought I forgot about my series of Don’ts. I didn’t.

I have no photo of this “don’t” as I thought it might be rude to stop a lady on the street and say, “May I take a picture of your horrible outfit?” Part of her ensemble consisted of leg warmers WORN WITH FLIP FLOPS! And she also wore hot pants length denim cut-offs. (Yes, there were white pocket flaps sticking out below the jean shorts.) I was so busy focusing on the legs, I don’t rightly remember the top half of the lady, except that she was a beautiful person. That made me happier than if she was not pretty. Nevertheless, her leg and footwear combo makes no sense. (For what it’s worth, it’s about sixty degrees here today.)

Honestly, that combination blew my mind. I’m sure I’ll be muttering to myself for at least a good portion of the day: “Hm. Flip flops with leg warmers?  Hmm…what? Why? Really? I wonder if it’s a trend I don’t know about…nah. It can’t be. Who would think that’s a good idea?”

What about you? Are you for or against leg warmers? I like them, but I don’t wear them as I think they probably look bad on my stump legs. Am I right to think that they ought not be paired with flip flops? Magic Eight Ball says, “You are so very right.”